my work ethic is basically “if it doesn’t have to be done right this second then I’m not gonna do it”
My boyfriend just reblogged a, “reblog if you don’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend”
For many this would be distressing.
For me, as a genderqueer person who is not his boyfriend or girlfriend, it cracked me up.
do you remember when you were 13 and thought ‘omg i’m a teenager now yes i’m going to party and be a rebel and kiss people and now you’re just
beyonce in her pizza outfit
O M G
iMPORTANT THINGS ARE HAPPENING U GUYZ
laughs for 10 minutes
thinks about what made me laugh
laughs for 10 more minutes
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
you know that 13 year old kid on call of duty that called you gay and said he was gonna fuck your mom? that was actually an undercover NSA agent
I remember November like it was yesterday